Q: Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
A: Because they wear their belts on their hats!
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
Q: How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one but it takes 5 hours
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A: A turkey sand-witch
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!
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